Friday, March 23, 2012

Big Girl Do's and Don'ts...

So, a few months ago I wrote the following  post on Facebook...I think that now that Spring is here, I need to repost it as well as add to it...


(Repost)SO, I'VE NOTICED LATELY THAT BIG GYRLS HAVE LOST IT...HAVING BEEN A LUSCIOUS AND PLUMP GYRL ALL OF MY ADULT LIFE...I HAD TO LEARN TO DISPLAY MY GOOD'S IN A MANNER THAT WAS SEXY NOT SLOPPY....CLASSY BUT NOT TRASHY...BUT MOST BIG GYRLS IM SEEING NOW A DAYS FEEL LIKE IF I CAN SQUEEZE IN IT THEN ITS SEXY..BUT IT IS NOT....THERE IS NOTHING SEXY ABOUT IT....SO I HAVE DECIDED THAT WHEN I SEE WRONGS BEING DONE, I WILL BE POINTING THEM OUT...WE AS BIG GYRLS HAVE TO STAND TOGETHER....IT IS OK TO BE CLASSY AND SEXY...ACCENTUATE ONE BODY PART AT A TIME...AND PLEASE PLEASE SHOP IN YOUR SIZE....A GOOD FIT MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD.....
NO, NO, AND HELL NO
NOW SEE THIS YOUNG LADY....IM SURE SHE REALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS SEXY WHEN SHE LEFT HOME....WHICH WAS EVIDENT IN HOW SHE PRANCED AROUND....WHAT YOU CANT SEE IS THAT THOSE TIGHTS HAD HOLES RIGHT NEXT TO HER COOCH...AND SHE KNEW SHE WAS WRONG BECAUSE EVERY NOW AND THEN SHE'D MOVE A HOLE....LADIES.... TIGHTS ARE NICE WHEN WORN CORRECTLY... BUT WHEN YOU NEEDA 2X TIGHT DONT GET A XL FROM 5,7,9 STORE AND HAVE YOUR FRIENDS PUSH YOU IN THEM.....SHE KNEW HER BIG ASS NEEDED TO GET A NICE PAIR OF TIGHTS AND A LONGER SHIRT FROM ASHLEY STEWART, LANE BRYANT OR TORRIDS....IF YOU SEE A FRIEND WEARING SOMETHING LIKE THIS...STOP HER AT THE DOOR AND TELL HER TO TURN HER ASS AROUND AND FIND SOMETHING TO WEAR IN  HER SIZE....





(Update)....So, ladies as you can see from the above picture...Please Please do not repeat this trend...also what you cant see is that those tights were practically see through... As the temperature warms up ladies, I know it is our natural habit to want to take some clothes off. I get it, I understand, we've got more body than most so we heat up a little quicker, just remember as I said above One body part out at a time...If you got your cleavage showing and the girls sitting up pretty(I'm known for my girls)...please don't subject us to seeing your butt cheeks...really at no time unless its in a bathing suit should you be out in public with your cheeks hanging out.. If you wore a size 12 last summer and over the winter you've picked up a few pounds...because it happens...and you are now 16...for the love of the Virgin Mary...DON'T squeeze in those 12's...find you a nice Consignment shop to sale the clothes to so that you can get a few key pieces to last until you can purchase further. I will be adding to the BGD&D list all Spring and Summer...Please feel free to leave some of your own...Because as always, US BIG GIRLS HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER...

1 comment:

  1. Exactly...and please don't ever try to offer a little advice...honey you'd have to be ready to fight...lol...Hey Chanel...

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